I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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