i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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