So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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