I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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