check it out our google latitudes are spooning
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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