So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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