yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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