She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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