I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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