so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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