How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Boobs speak an international language.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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