It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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