R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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