he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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