May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I wish i was in the wii world.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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