would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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