on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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