Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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