If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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