He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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