The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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