On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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