I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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