So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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