If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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