Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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