I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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