i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
you had me at cake vodka
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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