There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Randomize
