This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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