Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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