No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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