question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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