So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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