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At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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