Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
the night ended with taco bell and tears
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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