Porn is love you can see.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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