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Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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