Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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