4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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