I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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