i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
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Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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