So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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