Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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