i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Randomize
