I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
The beer is more important than you right now.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
