I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
