i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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