sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Randomize