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I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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