if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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