oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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