forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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